Junk

From the series "It's just too short, dude"

Original lyrics in normal print, by Paul McCartney. My additions in italics. Original lyrics are still copyrighted by whoever they're copyrighted by, mine are in the public domain. Hope this covers it.

Motorcars
Handlebars
Bicycles for two
Broken hearted jubilee

Parachutes
Army boots
Sleeping bags for two
Sentimental jamboree

Buy! Buy, says the sign in the shop window
Why? Why, says the junk in the yard

Candlesticks
Building bricks
Something old and new
Memories for you and me


Sigh. It's so bloody beautiful. It's also bloody hard to add to:

RC planes
Model trains
Cans of paint and glue
Things for me to do till three

Buy! Buy, says the sign in the shop window
Why? Why, says the junk in the yard

Alloy wheels
Engine seals
Lights red green and blue
Make it look brand new to me

Holograms
Digicams
I don't have a clue
What this stuff could do for me

Buy! Buy, says the sign in the shop window
Why? Why, says the junk in the yard

Sugar cones
Cherry stones
Strangely tasting goo
Stuff to try and brew for tea


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Last edited: February 22, 2006