Crash Boom Bang

Music by Roxette: "Crash Boom Bang"

My papa told me not to buy a Beetle
"That old hunk of junk, oh son please get real!"
I've learned that nothing really lasts forever
But each time anew, I must make the deal
Make that deal

Cos everytime I seem to buy a Bug
Crash! Boom! Bang!
It runs a while but then it just gives up
Crash! Boom! Bang!
Engines lock, trannies fail
CVs break, out I bail

I'm driving down this road and in the bushes
The well-known round shape I see and am lost
My mama told me not to buy another
But I can't escape, no matter what cost
Buy that rust

And fix it up
And run it down
Cos everytime I seem to buy a Bug
Crash! Boom! Bang!
It runs a while but then it just gives up
Crash! Boom! Bang!
Tires blow, beetles roll
And I'll always pay the toll
Fenders bent, batteries low
And it never wasn't so

I can't feel no heat
Tank is almost running dry
I remember the kissing
On the back seat
And despite all else I know
I can't sell this car

I fix it up
I run it down
And everytime I seem to buy a Bug
Crash! Boom! Bang!
It runs a while but then it just gives up
Crash! Boom! Bang!
Floor pans rust, front beams break
Bumpers bend, my mistake
But I still just can't escape
It has always been the same

Jun 24, '99


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Last edited: May 8, 2000